What to Expect When You're Expecting (2012)

What to Expect When You're Expecting (PG-13) - Review

"As funny as a half hour contraction."

About as good as a movie based on a pregnancy guide can be.  Chris Rock lends some comedic dad talent to the proceedings, but the vast amount of remaining run time is the sound of the ensemble cast barrel scraping.  A relationship spectrum of 5 different couples go through varying stages of pregnancy (but all incredibly unhumorous) and intertwining lives.  Most of the women are unlikeable even when not hormonal while their men can only grind their tongues on their molars.  As bland and PC as possible, W2EWYE needed to stay in the womb 9 more months.

2.5 Dad Clubs out of 10 (BAD)