Thor (PG-13)
"Speak Slowly, Carry a big Hammer"
Ditching the underlying mythology of Thor is like making
a Jesus action movie where he's actually a space alien who falls in
love with Queen Amidala, which isn't that bad of an idea really but
really should be more about wacking people with that hammer of his
instead of just standing around all studly all the time.
5 Odin's Beards out of 10 (MEDIOCRE)