Elvira's Haunted Hills (2002)

Elvira's Haunted Hills (PG-13)

"Everything I see reminds me of her"

Elvira returns in a much toned down form in Elvira's Haunted Hills.  The title of the movie is almost the only piece of comedy;  her sexual entendres and innuendo's of the past are replaced with bad sets, bad acting, and worse scripting.  A "bad on purpose" plot of Elvira vamping (lamely) at a European mansion is bad for a 1960 soap opera or a seedy porno, neither whose level of competence can Hills hope to achieve.  Hard core fans will want to watch anything Elvira slaps her name on and her mammories into, but the only joke is that this even got made.  Cassandra Peterson's creation either deserves far better treatment or to be left in the grave slathered in concealing makeup.

2 Least There Are Still Hills to Haunt out of 10 (BAD)